I hate Coach SO much that I...

[cwalton]

...want to see him tied up and beaten by indigenous people again.

How much do you hate Coach?

[DancingBijou]

I did enjoy hearing coach's tall tales... however... when he "snuck out the back" (out smarting the tribesmen on their own turff)... his tale ended for me... as I opted to imagine he slipped and hit his head on a rock during his escape attempt and the tribesmen did end up using him for baiting piranah.

[zelda]

I........I ..........I Just Bleecc-yuk

I want the little amazonian people to tie him to a pig pole, cut off his pony tail and stuff it in his mouth, beat him little his kayak paddle and poke him with a sharpened symphony baton for being a pretentious creep


Ok let me take a cleansing breath ......ahhh ahhhh

No it didnt help I still cant stand him

[bringbackshane]

How can you hate this guy he is hilarious he will probably be brought to finals by stronger player he is almost as weak as stephen taj is the snake get rid of her

[Brian Southworth]

Like to see Tyson's head cut off and see Coach shat out by the dying convulsions of Tyson's headless body!

[katiegksu]

Will rip out my eyeballs and eat them with italian dressing. No problem.

Will take a bullet to the head.

Will barf every time I watch Survivor. Sorry.

Coach is the most arrogant, cocky, pig headed, egotistical, and condescending, player that has every played on reality TV. I cannot believe that Survivor is allowing this person to play. He is a "roach" to the human race.



Okay... I feel better.

[Jimworld]

I would a pay check that coach has some fat nagging wife that tells him when to take out the trash. He is a janitor at some dumpy school where he makes up all these stories and tells all the little grade school kids of his adventures down the amazon where he was ambushed by 4 foot tall natives that want to eat his a##. Why he is still on the show is beyond me.

[Brian Southworth]

Originally Posted by zelda

I........I ..........I Just Bleecc-yuk

I want the little amazonian people to tie him to a pig pole, cut off his pony tail and stuff it in his mouth, beat him little his kayak paddle and poke him with a sharpened symphony baton for being a pretentious creep


Ok let me take a cleansing breath ......ahhh ahhhh

No it didnt help I still cant stand him

Did you learn how to get that cleansing breath from some ancient tribe who teaches it orally? I tried to Google it and couldn't find the technique. Would you teach it to me too??

[HeyYouLacy]

want to vote him off the planet!

[coconuts]

Coach needs to stop the "this is war" references. It's not war. It's actually just a game show. This guy is a delusional nutjob.