Coach- Fantasy world or Knowing Liar?

[archie94]

Coach:

You cannot bench 300 pounds.

You were not captured by indigenous peoples in the Amazon and you did not escape with your life.

You DO meditate. Because this is a substitute for not being able to Masterbate on television.

You are not a samurai.

You are a not the dragon slayer.

You are a useless piece of crap and I hope you lose!!

If COACH makes it to the million, I will NEVER watch this show again. I will go out and become a soccer coach/maestro/retard.

[bigmuny]

In a battle for life and death there is no way I would ever turn my back on a fool like him who is so arrogant and full of himself that he would end up getting the whole squad, platoon or company killed all because he is so damn stupid...and he would be what we called in Vietnam a "Yellowbelly chicken****"..that was about as low as one could get...Coach you are no warrior..in your own mind yes where you battle your blatant homosexuality..Please people don't let this fool take you in for that means you are extremely weak minded because you don't have the mental skills or judgement to see through his lies and phoniness..he hasn't won anything on the show, he can't play in team sports because he is a weak link..his only true ability is to seduce weak minded people..that he is good at...sorry Coach but you are number one loser...

[Toke]

I saw tonight's blindside coming as soon as Tyson lost immunity. He won too much early and any 'test of physical strength' he, or JT, would continue to win. The fact that Coach 'thought' he controlled the game was laughable. It worked against Brendan because everyone had a vested interest in getting rid of him.

Fear not; Coach only has a few more tribals before he is tossed.

[BostonGirl417]

The only place that is a "Warrior" is in a video games he plays all alone in this dirty little apartment, and the only women he sees are cartoon ones playing "Maidens" on his gameboy! I'm still hoping Seirrra punchs him out cold and they all stand around laughing and poking him with sticks!

[Natural]

The OP's points are exactly why Coach is a brilliant addition to survivor and one of the most entertaining players ever.

Of course he can't bench 300, and he probably didn't escape torture from Amazon tribe people. But the fact that he believes these things is exactly why he's hilarious.

This board is very one-sided against 'villains' and strong personalities. These are the players which make the show fun to watch. If every player was subdued and 'normal', where would the fun be? The weakest survivor seasons are always the ones where the contestants lack character. I thought Fairplay was the biggest douche in survivor history, but a part of me was sad to see him voted off. The interactions of characters like these with other, more 'normal' people, are what make survivor so entertaining for me. The show is basically a social experiment. What fun would it be if every player was the same?

[lesmoc]

He can't bench 300...not even 200 I bet!

He probably watched way too many cheeseball Kung Fu flicks as a child and sometimes still day dreams of being some kind of Warrior/Samuari...

He is so into himself He actually believes his own fairy tales...

The guy is just an egotistical, pathetic tosser! Yes it does make the game more exciting... Everyone can't wait to see or hear the next line of crap He comes out with... This week should be interesting... I think it will be fun to watch the idiot squirm for his "coaching" leradership position back...

It would be wise for other castaways to keep him in the game... I seriously doubt the jury will be handing him a million dollars...

COACH SUCKS!