This Is Funny!

[Phenom]

Well, after watching survivor all these years, i think it is time for the real survivor. By that i mean survivor-iraq. Buffs will be made out of turbans. The colors will be green for green secured zone of baghdad and the american flag wrapped around your head for the other tribe. Reward challenges will be a day out to a famous baghdad restaurant helping out to recruit locals to join their armed forces. Tribal council will be held in Fallujah or Tikrit. Whoever gets voted out will wear a sign that says " I,m a proud American and i survived iraq" and walk to the producers hotel all alone. Challenges will include giving contestants camera and whoever gets a picture of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi wins. Another will include all members of a tribe walking through a quarter mile street yelling "Allah Sucks" and the tribe with all the members making it through that challenge wins. Immunity idol will be giant crucifix. And last but not the least, the camps should be in downtown Basra. I think CBS should sign up Paris Hilton to host.