28-year-old Melissa McNulty didnít even make it to the first Tribal Council.

[MichMXer]

Ya know...I seem to get into more trouble in here just by posting my
opinion(s), even tho I kinda thought that FORUMS were FOR that purpose, but here I go again......!!


AH....Survivor Figi
What's the latest in my line of opine? Well it's this...28-year-old Melissa McNulty didnít even make it to the first Tribal Council.

Mostly these excerpts from the above titled article on the "survivor.com" page. Here's a beaut...

"TV Guide: Would you try out for another reality show any time soon?
McNulty: I donít know if theyíd even consider having me back, but I would absolutely try Survivor again next year. Iím a stronger person. There are a lot of people laughing at me right now, and Iíd like to have the opportunity to tell them Iím not this ìweak prissy modelî that everybody is calling me on the Internet. Iím a lot stronger now."

She should have ended this remarkable train of insight with a AAAAHHH DUUUUUH!!! I am soooo tired of hearin from this chic already. Do I REALLY have to point out the contradictions contained in that paragraph?!?! She claims that she can't fly on a plane which may make a return to next season just a little difficult getting to but, she just returned home (I assume she must have swam), because she apparently IS this ìweak prissy modelî that everybody is calling me on the Internet. So I ask...what has fleeing the scene before the crime done to make her "a lot stronger now" ? Does this "woman" know how many people would love to have the opportunity she BLEW?!! No one like this deserves a "gimme" to return next season, when they can't even stay the day. At least she could have stuck it out a few days and lost, that way they could have brought her back time and time again until everyone was so tired of seeing her mug or hearing her nasal twang (and YES, I AM referring to the narcissistic and truly dim-witted STEPH) that she could possibly finally win by default!! I want to make a HUGE fact perfectly clear at this point before someone reads into this message something that is not there...I take no humor from anyone's phobias and this is not an assault on the panic attacked or phobically challenged people of the world, so please don't try to make this out to be with replies to that effect. I just think that someone in her realm of friends and/or family could have and certainly should have pointed out that going to a desolate spot in the world with strangers and trying to live for 39 days on a TV show just doesn't qualify as "group therapy"!!!

But, the comment that really got me goin here was this gem...

McNulty: "Iím a girly-girl, but that doesnít bother me. For 40 days? Címon."

See, that's why people should always read the small print in the contract before signing. I'm sure that the fact that the contestants are in the game for 39 days is hidden in there somewhere! It's just a shame when producers of shows try to hide facts like that. I'll bet they were tricking her by verbally suggesting to her that the show was only 1 to 2 days long in a luxury suite overlooking Waikiki Beach, just to get her to sign!!!

Keep your eyes peeled people cause usualy once the higher powers of television come across a nutcase like this jewel, they exploit them to the point of nausea. I for one, am already queasy. I'm sure that this chic's 15 minutes of fame have just started! I guess I should say...good for you girl, you'll probably be on every half baked talk show and second rate channel for the next year. Wouldn't be surprised if you could stretch this no name fame into a million bucks and B-list celebridom along with the rest of the "reality crowd" and never even have to stay a day on survivor island. Just follow their lead...

1.) Go to all red carpet and celebrity functions where the real actors despise you and that you have absolutely NO business being at...
2.) Pretend that all of America hangs on every word that you utter...or at least cares to hear your "insightful wisdom" at all...

And finally...never be afraid to go on every talk show, infomercial, and late night cable channel that will have you and make an even bigger fool of yourself than you have now.

P.S. - (maybe you'll really luck out and Johnny Fairplay will still be single!!)

[Zagar]

BRAVO!!!! BRAVO!!!! BRAVO!!!!

[notadumbblondetx]

this may sound stupid, but how do i start a new thread???

i tried asking FAQ but got nowhere......

thanks
Suzanne

[Zagar]

Originally Posted by notadumbblondetx

this may sound stupid, but how do i start a new thread???

i tried asking FAQ but got nowhere......

thanks
Suzanne

NP!! When you are on the Forum Page (before you would be here) there is a button at the top left of the list of threads.

[Kellygirl]

Really Melissa you have got to be afraid or prissy. Out in the wilds there is no pampering or comforts. If you are not able to handle no showers and peeing in the grass then you best stay home.

[Trisha B]

Originally Posted by Kellygirl

Really Melissa you have got to be afraid or prissy. Out in the wilds there is no pampering or comforts. If you are not able to handle no showers and peeing in the grass then you best stay home.

Exactly.............if you have ever seen the show before you know what you are in for on the most part. Duh, you are going to get dirty and stink. If you can't handle it, don't sign up for the show.

[Zagar]

Originally Posted by Trisha B

If you can't handle it, don't sign up for the show.

Don't forget.... She DIDN'T sign up for the show.... Grrrrr.... BTW cherylb, any news yet on your end????

[cherylb]

Originally Posted by Zagar

Don't forget.... She DIDN'T sign up for the show.... Grrrrr.... BTW cherylb, any news yet on your end????

I haven't heard a thing, and truthfully, now with all this bull**** of recruiting and not using average people, I don;t expect to. How about you......anything???

[Zagar]

Nope. Not a peep. I too am not surprised though. THis show used to be for the fans, and now it's for the "friends". Too bad too, because the real people (not recruits) could bring this show back from its slumping ratings. Imagine you and I forming an alliance - we have NEVER met, don't even know each others' real names, but would know by some comment or sign that oh, this is the guy/girl that I already have an alliance with and we stick together to the end, even if we can't stand each other!! THAT would be great TV!!

[cherylb]

Originally Posted by Zagar

Nope. Not a peep. I too am not surprised though. THis show used to be for the fans, and now it's for the "friends". Too bad too, because the real people (not recruits) could bring this show back from its slumping ratings. Imagine you and I forming an alliance - we have NEVER met, don't even know each others' real names, but would know by some comment or sign that oh, this is the guy/girl that I already have an alliance with and we stick together to the end, even if we can't stand each other!! THAT would be great TV!!

That really would make GREAT tv viewing, however, since I go by Cherylb, you would know me right away.