Imuz Sez

[IMUZ]

Imuz sez

Yao- man is a smart guy. He knows about computers. But he has no street smarts. He sided with the wrong team. They are gonna make chop suey out of him if Alex and co. don't do it first. If he doesn't understand that Dreamz is just a backstabber who is working for Earl and Cassandra, he doesn't deserve to win.

[zelda]

Analogy of DreamzÖÖ. Dreamz grew up in a rough environment, homeless and on the streets, I think that maybe He is more intuitive than we give Him credit for.
Watch his eyes, He is always analyzing what others are thinking (He came right out and told Cassandra that Earl doesnít trust Him, and it was true)
Also, when Michele said at Tribal that ìShe didnít know Dreamzî that translated into I have no allegiance to Dreamz and He voted against her.
Loyalty does not come into play for Dreamz because He doesnít trust anyone, Cassandra said on the yacht that She was ìunable to sense a 100% commitment from Dreamz. ( She is right on the money )
Dreamz is playing the game the way itís played on the streets, trust no one, and stick with the people that can benefit you the most or He Could just be crazy ?
SEE YALL Monday

[IMUZ]

Not talkin about Dreamz...its Yao Man. The ol boy better snap out of it right quick otherwise he is gone. He did all the heavy liftin so far but he joined the wrong team. If he doesnt switch to the Alex-Mookie team this week, stick a fork in him...he's done.

IMUZ wants to know why theres no swiimmin cometitshun so far. There on an island ain't they? Something startin to smell real bad here. And it aint Dreamz.

[pawpaw]

Yau-man is moonlighting as a surgeon at U-Michigan hospital, I had an operation yesterday and I swear to god Yau-man was my doctor--perfect match, almost freaked out!!!

[heyyou]

IMUZ - I've been wondering why there don't seem to have been very many real physical challenges so far. You're right - there hasn't been much swimming this time at all.

[IMUZ]

Land O Goshen Heyyou, your right about those Surviva fellas not puttin in any of those physical competitshuns. Aint seen none since those fellas made poor big ol Gary do those bellyflops in that hog grease. Since then its been one of those jerryattrick things.

All my naybors down here in Possum Holla watch Surviva every Thursday night and we discuss it right around that big potbelly stove. Ol Zeke sez that snakeinthegrass Earls gonna win it caus of that divestity thing. I asked him what that divestity thing was all about. He said the something about those Surviva fellas want more of those darker jelly beans to come out of the jelly bean jar. He sez they think theres too many of those white and yella jelly beans rising up to the top of the jar all the time. I asked him what jelly beans had to do with Surviva.

Ol Zekes a smart fella. He said when you go home you shake up that jelly bean jar reel good and then afta a day or two you take a look at that jar. Thats what I did and sure enough ol Zeke was right. The white and yella jelly beans rose to the top but those black jelly beans stayed on the bottom. From now on im gonna shake up that jar before I help myself to them sweet vittels. That way I know Im gettin my share of those black jelly beans. Good thing that Zeke fella is around. I didnt know that divestity thing had anything todo with jellybeans.

Jehtro sez that this shows the same as that last one. He sez that the little fella who was scootin up all those coco nut trees, think his name was Oska, did all the heavy liftin while them there para sites just sat by the campfire. Jethro sez its the same this time around with that Yao fella doin all the work and there gonna boot him out pretty soon. Oh and Jethro sez there aint no swimmin competitshun caus the cawcaszhuns are best at swimmin and them there Surviva fellas donít want no cawcaszhuns winnin this time.

Lillybelle sez Zeke is wrong about that snakeinthegreass Earl winnin. Lillybelle won the county hollerin contest last year. She sez its gonna be Cassanra. She sez they aint had a lady winna in a long time and they kin kill two possums with one stone this time around. She was shakin that jellybean jar when she sed that.

Well I gotta get back to that contrapshun I got in the backyard...just makin some roomatiz medicine for Thursday night.

[zelda]

Originally Posted by pawpaw

Yau-man is moonlighting as a surgeon at U-Michigan hospital, I had an operation yesterday and I swear to god Yau-man was my doctor--perfect match, almost freaked out!!!

Yeah, I donít know why Sanjiah left the movies for American Idol, I thought He was wonderful as Nacho Libreís corn loving sidekick Ignacio.

[zelda]

Why the charade Imus, I mean Imuz? Say what you mean and Mean what you say. YALL !

[IMUZ]

Land sakes Zelda....whats those charades? Is that somethin to eat? We aint got any them down here in Possum Holla.

The telyfones been ringin off the hook since my last apostin. One lady called an sed she was from the sewsiety for the yumane treetment of jelly beans. Sed I shoudn be tellin peeple to shake up them jelly beans like I did. Sed those jelly beans were alive. Can you imagin that.... I jus lerned those jelly beans are alive. Now I unerstan why them white an yella jelly beans keep climin to the top of that jar. They got spunk. Guessin them black jellybeans are kontent with jus hangin out on the bottom of that jar.

Uncle Imus from New Yawk called me up on the telyfone today. He sez he rootin for Boo to win the millyun dollas but I tol him its gonna be that snakeinthegrass Earl fella. Oh an Uncle Imus nose I like to take a littel nap aroun noon time. When I go fur sum shuteye I always yell out as loud as I can..IM GOIN TO GET NAPPY. Uncle Imus sez I shouldn do that no mo. An he sez when I play Santa Claws at the General store evry year I shoudn yell out HO HO HO no more. An he sez when I go for my noontim brake when Im playin Santa I mus not yell out IM GOIN TO GET NAPPY HO HO HO. I dunno why hes tellin me all that but I gotta take his advise.

Well I gotta go now....Zelda pleez send down a box of them there charades, they sound like tender viddels.

[zelda]

Portrait of a Bigot

ì Earls gonna win it caus of that divestity thing ì TRANSLATION
a black man cannot win survivor without having help or cheating

ì thereís too many of those white and yella jelly beans rising to the topî
TRANSLATION
the whites and Asians aka (YELLA or Yellow skinned ) are winning
everything

ìThe white and yella jelly beans rose to the top but those black jelly beans stayed on the bottomî TRANSLATION
The whiteís are able to rise above and the blackís are as expected on the bottom

ìThere aint no swimming competition caus the cawcaszhuns are best at swimmingî TRANSLATION
Whites are good swimmers and blacks are stereotyped as not good swimmers, so they are slanting the game to favor the blacks

Its gonna be Cassandra ( to win ) they kin kill two possums with one stone
TRANSLATION
The producers can cheat and address two so called problems, 1. a black winning and 2. a woman winning

Them white and yella jelly beans keep climbing to the top, they got spunk. Guessing them black jelly beans are content with just hanging out on the bottom
TRANSLATION
Whites and Asians are superior to blacks, because blacks are content to be losers

It's clear who is the "jelly fish" that needs to hide his biggotry
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY !